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		<title>The 88 Real Estate Perils and Pitfalls Contest!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Roberts</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Post your quip in the comments section below.  We will take a community vote at the end of the month.

The winner will have a $100.00 donation made, in their name, to their favorite charity or $100 of nonperishable goods sent to the Haitian earthquake victims!  David Letterman anno]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h2>Prize: $100 Haitian Victim Relief Donation.</h2>
<h2><span style="color: #808080">Create a Quip Contest!  Choose One of the Perils and Create a Quip Contest.</span></h2>
<p><strong>Pick a Peril from the list below, create a quip and post it as a comment below.  We will take a community vote at the end of the month. </strong></p>
<p><strong>The winner will have a <span style="color: #993300">$100.00</span> donation made, in their name, to their favorite charity helping the Haitian earthquake victims! </strong></p>
<p><strong>David Letterman announced where donations can be made directly. </strong></p>
<p><strong>You can text to 90999 and enter Haiti  to make a $10 donationtoo.<br />
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<h2>2 silly Contest Examples:</h2>
<p><em><strong><span style="color: #800000">Why do transactions fail?</span></strong></em></p>
<p><strong>8. Applicant makes large purchase on credit before closing.</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #333399"><strong> <span style="color: #000000">Quip:</span> At least the store was still open.</strong></span></p>
<p><strong>9. Illness, injury, divorce or other financial setback during escrow.</strong></p>
<p><span style="color: #333399"><strong><span style="color: #000000">Quip:</span> You should know better! Mom warned you about escrowing!</strong></span></p>
<p><strong>Help others! Choose one of the 88 snags -below the video &#8211; and create a quip then post it in the comment section below.   It&#8217;s Easy and will help someone in need.  Do It Now!  Please.<br />
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<p><strong>Pick Your comment to create a quip&#8230; <span id="more-1373"></span><br />
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<td colspan="3" width="590"><strong>Things That Might Go   Wrong During Your Transaction</strong></td>
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<td width="197" valign="top"><strong>The   Buyer/Borrower:</strong><strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>1. Does not   tell the truth on loan application.</strong></p>
<p><strong>2. Has recent   late payments on credit report.</strong></p>
<p><strong>3. Finds out   about additional debt after loan application.</strong></p>
<p><strong>4. Borrower   loses job.</strong></p>
<p><strong>5. Coborrower   loses job.</strong></p>
<p><strong>6. Income   verification lower than what was stated on loan application.</strong></p>
<p><strong>7. Overtime   income not allowed by underwriter for qualifying.</strong></p>
<p><strong>8. Applicant   makes large purchase on credit before closing.</strong></p>
<p><strong>9. Illness,   injury, divorce or other financial setback during escrow.</strong></p>
<p><strong>10. Lacks   motivation.</strong></p>
<p><strong>11. Gift   donor changes mind.</strong></p>
<p><strong>12. Cannot   locate divorce decree.</strong></p>
<p><strong>13. Cannot   locate petition or discharge of bankruptcy.</strong></p>
<p><strong>14. Cannot   locate tax returns.</strong></p>
<p><strong>15. Cannot   locate bank statements.</strong></p>
<p><strong>16.   Difficulty in obtaining verification of rent.</strong></p>
<p><strong>17. Interest   rate increases and borrower no longer qualifies.</strong></p>
<p><strong>18. Loan   program changes with higher rates, points and fees.</strong></p>
<p><strong>19. Child   support not disclosed on application.</strong></p>
<p><strong>20.   Bankruptcy within the last two years.</strong></p>
<p><strong>21. Mortgage   payment is double the previous housing payment.</strong></p>
<p><strong>22.   Borrower/coborrower does not have steady two-year employment history.</strong></p>
<p><strong>23. Borrower   brings in handwritten pay stubs.</strong></p>
<p><strong>24. Borrower   switches to job with a probation period.</strong></p>
<p><strong>25. Borrower   switches from job with salary to 100% commission income.</strong></p>
<p><strong>26.   Borrower/coborrower/seller dies.</strong></p>
<p><strong>27. Buyer is   too picky about property in price range they can afford.</strong></p>
<p><strong>28. Buyer   feels the house is misrepresented.</strong></p>
<p><strong>29. Veterans   DD214 form not available.</strong></p>
<p><strong>30. Buyer comes   up short of money at closing.</strong></p>
<p><strong>31. Buyer   does not properly “paper trail” additional money that comes from gifts,   loans, etc.</strong></p>
<p><strong>32. Buyer   does not bring cashier’s check to title company for closing costs and down   payment.</strong></p>
<p><strong>The Seller:</strong></p>
<p><strong>33. Loses   motivation to sell (job transfer does not go through, reconciles marriage,   etc.).</strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></td>
<td width="197" valign="top"><strong>34. Cannot find a suitable   replacement property.</strong><strong>35. Will not allow   appraiser inside home.</strong></p>
<p><strong>36. Will not allow   inspectors inside home in a timely manner.</strong></p>
<p><strong>37. Removes property from   the premises the buyer believed was included.</strong></p>
<p><strong>38. Cannot clear up liens –   is short on cash to close.</strong></p>
<p><strong>39. Did not own 100% of   property as previously disclosed.</strong></p>
<p><strong>40. Encounters problems   getting partners’ signatures.</strong></p>
<p><strong>41. Leaves town without   giving anyone Power of Attorney.</strong></p>
<p><strong>42. Delays the projected   move-out date.</strong></p>
<p><strong>43. Did not complete the   repairs agreed to in contract.</strong></p>
<p><strong>44. Seller’s home goes into   foreclosure during escrow.</strong></p>
<p><strong>45. Misrepresents   information about home and neighborhood.</strong></p>
<p><strong>46. Does not disclose all   hidden or unknown defects and they are subsequently discovered.</strong></p>
<p><strong>The Realtor(s):</strong></p>
<p><strong>47. Has no client control   over buyers or sellers.</strong></p>
<p><strong>48. Delays access to   property for inspection and appraisals.</strong></p>
<p><strong>49. Does not get completed   paperwork to the Lender in time.</strong></p>
<p><strong>50. Inexperienced in this   type of property transaction.</strong></p>
<p><strong>51. Takes unexpected time   off during transaction and can’t be reached.</strong></p>
<p><strong>52. Misleads other parties   to the transaction – has huge ego.</strong></p>
<p><strong>53. Does not do sufficient   homework on their clients or the property and wastes everyone’s time.</strong></p>
<p><strong>The Lender(s):</strong></p>
<p><strong>54. Does not properly   pre-qualify the borrower.</strong></p>
<p><strong>55. Wants property repaired   prior to closing.</strong></p>
<p><strong>56. The market raises   rates, points or costs.</strong></p>
<p><strong>57. Borrower does not   qualify because of a late addition of information.</strong></p>
<p><strong>58. Lender requires a   last-minute second appraisal or other documents.</strong></p>
<p><strong>59. Lender loses a form or   misplaces entire file.</strong></p>
<p><strong>60. Lender doesn’t   simultaneously ask for all needed information. </strong></p>
<p><strong>61. Lender doesn’t fund   loan in time for close.</strong><strong> </strong></p>
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<td width="197" valign="top"><strong>The   Property:</strong><strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>62.</strong><strong> </strong><strong>County</strong><strong> will not approve septic system or well.</strong></p>
<p><strong>63. Termite report reveals   substantial damage and seller is not willing to fix.</strong></p>
<p><strong>64. Home was misrepresented   as to size and condition.</strong></p>
<p><strong>65. Home is destroyed prior   to closing. my favorite.<br />
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<p><strong>66. Home is not   structurally sound.</strong></p>
<p><strong>67. Home is uninsurable for   homeowner’s insurance.</strong></p>
<p><strong>68. Property incorrectly   zoned.</strong></p>
<p><strong>69. Portion of home sits on   neighbor’s property.</strong></p>
<p><strong>70. Unique home and   comparable properties for appraisal difficult to find.</strong></p>
<p><strong>The   Escrow/Title Company:</strong></p>
<p><strong>71. Fails to notify   lender/agents of unsigned or unreturned documents.</strong></p>
<p><strong>72. Fails to obtain   information from beneficiaries, lien holders, insurance companies or Lenders   in a timely manner.</strong></p>
<p><strong>73. Lets principals leave   town without getting all necessary signatures.</strong></p>
<p><strong>74. Loses or incorrectly   prepares paperwork.</strong></p>
<p><strong>75. Does not pass on   valuable information quickly enough.</strong></p>
<p><strong>76. Does not coordinate   well, so that many items can be done simultaneously.</strong></p>
<p><strong>77. Does not bend the rules   on small problems.</strong></p>
<p><strong>78. Finds liens or other   title problems at the last minute.</strong></p>
<p><strong>The Appraiser:</strong></p>
<p><strong>79. Is not local and   misunderstands the market.</strong></p>
<p><strong>80. Is too busy to complete   the appraisal on schedule.</strong></p>
<p><strong>81. No comparable sales are   available.</strong></p>
<p><strong>82. Is not on the Lender’s   “approved list.”</strong></p>
<p><strong>83. Makes important   mistakes on appraisal and brings in value too low.</strong></p>
<p><strong>84. Lender requires a   second or “review” appraisal.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Inspectors:</strong></p>
<p><strong>85. </strong><strong>Pest</strong><strong> inspector not available   when needed.</strong></p>
<p><strong>86. </strong><strong>Pest</strong><strong> inspector too picky about   condition of property.</strong></p>
<p><strong>87. Home inspector not   available when needed.</strong></p>
<p><strong>88. Inspection reports </strong></td>
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